Amor es Perros

(Love is a Bitch).

It's valentines day and I just witnessed two dogs having sex. Sorry for our younger members/ people with class in our audience. Morgan, maybe you should stop here; this story isn't as cute as the ones I wrote about dogs in Mexico... well, maybe it is in some ways. Dogs roam the streets freely in Thailand, and they've got needs for entertainment like everybody else. While sitting in my room, I heard a loud dog squeal. It continued so I went outside. My roommate and some friends were holding Valentines flowers, and I faintly thought that I noticed them giggling, but I was too focused on this dog to have the awareness to ask them why they were giggling. Rushing downstairs, I saw the strangest thing. Two dogs were facing opposite directions, stuck together by the arses. Surely, they are having sex, but why in this position, and why were they stuck? I might never know. Dumbfounded and horror-stricken my friends looked on, one proposed that they were tangled by the balls. Realizing, sadly, there was not a thing I could do, I went back upstairs to my roommate again who was cracking up. "This happens all the time in my village he said... gay dogs." Also laughing, the local bar owner and security guard explained this to my friends downstairs. Love is a bitch, and you should be careful when you're desperate; let cupid not stupidly strike us at the wrong time. And I really do hope that someday all dogs will just happily lick themselves in the comfort of a warm home.